Sunday, April 10, 2011

Universal Rules

These are the universal rules that we all will abide by...

1. No Bar Stars (this includes bartenders, bar backs, bar managers,bar owners, bar regulars, bar servers, bar locals and bar frequenters)

2.No one under 26 and no one over 40.

3.Guys must be emotionally competent (as in NOT emotionally fuck-tarded)

4.We do not go dutch on the first date (but we will politely reach)

5.No sex (Clinton kind or other) on the first date

Introducing....

Four single friends who've had a bad run of luck with men decide to write their own rules and embark on a dating experiment. They will each take a different online dating site and blog about their experiences but first here are their rules:


Shannon's Rules:
1.Must make me laugh
2. Must enjoy food
3. Must have high school or GED equivalent
4. Must like kids
5.Must have a valid passport

Dating Site - Lavalife

Brooke's Rules:
1.No Re-treads
2.No Married's
3.Must love sports
4.Must make me laugh
5.Must be over 5'8 to ride the ride

Dating Site - EHarmony

Alex's Rules:
1.Must not be a friend
2.Must be eligible to live in canada
3.Won't do fixer uppers/ late bloomers
4.Needs a valid passport with stamps
5.Must be tall and can skate!

Dating Site - Plenty of Fish

Christina's Rule:
1.Must be successful in own eyes
2.Must be Spontaneous
3. Must be confident enough to handle me being a bitch for fun
4. If he can't make me laugh, he better think I'm fucking hilarious
5. Pass or fail: will ask if he is a cheater on the first date (the test is if I believe him)

Dating Site - Match.com