Sunday, April 10, 2011

Universal Rules

These are the universal rules that we all will abide by...

1. No Bar Stars (this includes bartenders, bar backs, bar managers,bar owners, bar regulars, bar servers, bar locals and bar frequenters)

2.No one under 26 and no one over 40.

3.Guys must be emotionally competent (as in NOT emotionally fuck-tarded)

4.We do not go dutch on the first date (but we will politely reach)

5.No sex (Clinton kind or other) on the first date

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